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Welcome to the new site kids. There are some big things coming up soon, stay tuned!

In the meantime, here's a few of the recent comments I've received about my comedy:

"You should be ashamed of yourself.  There's less than 1200 manatees left in Florida with numbers plummeting all the time, due solely to humans. The blood of the manatee is on your hands. Stupid manatee? I think not. Stupid comedian? Afraid so."
   - Some chick from England

"That manatee thing is awesome! You rock dude. I'd like to eat a manatee."
  - Ted from Kansas City

"Kelly's style seems to evoke a sense of a confused, slightly retarded, tubby bear who just woke up and is desperate to share his recent misfortunes with the audeince."
  - USATODAY

"Kelly he owe me laundry money for clean his dirty panties. Oh, yucky blucky, he one soiled loser."
   - Mae Nguyen, cleaner to the starts


  
 
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I'll be at Rooster T Feather's in Sunnyvale, CA on March 28. This is round one of their highly competitive Comedy Competition - and the audience votes on the winners. Come on out and support me, or one of the other 11 people. Show starts at 8pm - but you better call to get reservations, because the show will sell out fast.

 
 
 
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